Whatever Happened to Pizza at McDonald's?

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On today’s program, a congressman gives me an idea for how to purchase my own McDonald's franchise using farmed hogs. LISTEN:
If you have not already heard, I am delivering a rare live lecture on McDonald’s Pizza matters at one of the Boston colleges (Boston College) the…
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February 2023

My colleagues at NPR allow me to rebroadcast a segment from their series StoryCorps about a poor moonshiner whose life was changed forever by the taste…
On this emergency "breaking news" edition of the program, I investigate a bizarre request from former president Donald Trump, who visited an Ohio…
I "catch up" on developments I missed re: artificial intelligence. In the process, I use an AI chatbot to help me write a touching tale about McDonald's…
An investigation into a new McDonald's product called the New Tuna Cheesy Pizza Bread necessitates the answering of an oft-posed question: What is a…
On today’s episode, I attempt to forensically analyze an original Canadian McDonald's Pizza box I received as a gift from the editors of Funicular…

January 2023

In an attempt to circumvent some Bic's Wite-Out based redactions on a sensitive McDonald's Pizza document I obtained from the National Security Agency…
Is McDonald’s handing its most valuable pizza secrets to Chinese spies by posting on Tick Tock? I investigate on today’s program.
On the season three premiere of Whatever Happened to Pizza at McDonald’s?, I finally win a long-deserved award. LISTEN:

December 2022

On the touching conclusion to my 2022 Christmas Special, an old friend brings a dire warning from a dark future where McDonald’s Pizza is nothing but a…
In this first part of my 2022 Christmas special, I am stopped from following through on a dangerous aquatic activity by a mysterious figure from my…
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