Hello, everyone.

I am very pleased with the progress made regarding my investigation throughout the month of June. Largely, my efforts have been focused on exploring issues related to McDonald’s Pizza in the nation of Canada (which I only recently learned is not a fictional place from the realm of sci-fi/fantasy). I hope to travel there in the near future to continue with this investigatory “thread”, but in the meantime I will be looking into some other matters. Listeners/viewers of the program will discover soon enough what those matters are, but as loyal readers of this newsletter, I will let you know now that one of them involves McDonald’s clothing at a major retailer called Sears.

I have also been creating videos for my YouTube channel, including a very informative “live stream” of my building an off-brand “LEGO” set. I then used this completed “LEGO” set as a film set for the production of my new major motion picture “Better Days”, which has only been out for a brief period but it already eligible for several awards. You may view both of these videos here:

In the coming month, I will be producing even more exclusive video content, including a taste test of the various pizzas available near my office in downtown Los Angeles, a tour of an abandoned underground mall in downtown Los Angeles that may have once held McDonald’s Pizza secrets, and my attempt to join a storied social club for the most important people in the city of Los Angeles.

I understand this may seem like too much “Los Angeles-focused” content, but I simply do not live in another city. Apologies.

In conclusion, please enjoy this intriguing artifact I have uncovered in the course of my investigation. It is a McDonald’s employee training film hosted by minor league baseball star Michael Jordan and created during the heyday of McDonald’s Pizza. I am still scouring it for clues. If you see something, please say something.